Butt Fumble

To completely fuck-up in your profession. A butt fumble (n) or to butt fumble (v).

Example 1: Did you see Mark Sanchez, the Jets quarterback, run into the ass of his own lineman and lose the football? That butt fumble has been voted the worst of the worst sports mistakes for two months straight now.

Example 2:
Surgeon A: “I can’t believe I amputated the wrong leg of that patient."
Surgeon B: “Man, you totally butt fumbled that operation. You're probably going to get your license suspended."

by euphemismo April 13, 2013

fumblescrew

The act of trying to make it look like you know what you're doing in a given situation, while in reality, you have no idea how to proceed.

Stop fumblescrewing around and look it up!

by Gman-Cat Wrangler April 28, 2008

fumblenugget

When someone is being a dumb goat

Billy your such a fumblenugget

by Indian sex bomb April 28, 2016

Fumble the bag

Miss out on a chance to make money or fuck something up in the process of getting money, causing you to not be able to get said money

You had a chance to rob him and you didn't? That's how you fumble the bag

by fuckjcsy June 20, 2020

fumble

A fail or mistake of epic proportion

damn that boy fumbled

by Black and gold King June 24, 2010

celebrity name fumbler

A person who constantly screws up celebrity's names. Examples: Warren Beauty,Thelma Blair,Paris Hinton,Kenunu Reeves,Gary Boozey,Rick Jagger,The Elderly Brothers,Tommy Jones Lee.

My girlfriend was talking about some movie starring Angela Jolie. She's a habitual celebrity name fumbler.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

fumble

When you almost get laid, and at the last second get turned down for doing something stupid.

Davis fumbled Mary last night. It was close though!

by Tails September 30, 2003