Fukushima

When a guy cums on a girl's face and the cum makes her eye make up,lipstick etc...run so the girl then looks like a geisha, while saying "konichiwa!"

"I totally fukushima'd that chick that last night"

"He just screamed "KONICHIWAAA" as he came all over my face, I didn't get it...

I'm pretty sure you just got fukushima'd"

by russkee July 17, 2010

Fukushima Release Valve

The progression of the Japanese Blindfold where the groom proceeds to go further down the bride's face, and his anus envelops her nose as well, then farts spewing toxic gas out of her mouth and into the air. Results in a subsequent Howl at the Moon, and possibly what can only be known as The Hiroshima.

Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.

I can't believe he pulled off the Fukushima Release Valve! What a lucky biride.

by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021

Fukushima'd

A 21st century update of FUBAR — where industrial greed, engineering hubris, bureaucratic incompetence, and bad luck combine to make a colossal mess or an industrial clusterfuck.

The town was Fukushima'd when the multinational feedlot spilled 2 million gallons of hog manure into the water supply.

by gremlint April 5, 2011

Fukushima Daiichi

- noun 1. badly confused or ridiculously muddled situation
- adjective 2. in disorder; out of control; chaotic - verb (used with object) 3. to throw into disorder; muddle

His shit is all Fukushima Daiichi, he drank way to much.

Her car got all Fukushima Daiichi'd in an accident.

I'm gonna Fukushima Daiichi your ass!

by resident_cat April 6, 2011

fukushima fuckup

When you fuck up so bad you have to get government help before you reveal the total sum of fuck up

The epic japan earthquake tsunami fukushima fuckup of 2011

by yaktownwelder March 31, 2011

Fukushima'd

When a person is hit with a tidal wave of life problems and eventually has a melt down.

Guy - "I have so may exams....Im fukushima'd."

Dude 1 - "Man, I have to pay insurance and rent out of this same paycheck!"

Dude 2 - "Dude, You're so fukushima'd"

Dude 1 - "Yeah. totally fukushima'd"

by Jsanctuary13 April 15, 2011

Fukushima Fun-Dip

The sexual act where a man force-feeds his partner laxatives and Sushi, prior to immediately engaging in anal sex, covering his penis in feces, which his partner then licks off.

Bob: "Hey Suzie, do you want to have sex and eat sushi?"

Suzie: "Only if we can do the Fukushima Fun-Dip!"

by qyjq December 28, 2020