flirt and squirt

the action of a one night stand

I wanted to flirt and squirt with the girl from the bar, i will never see her again.

by travlax April 24, 2009

Flirtarded

Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.

Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!

by asedwards December 21, 2006

National Colin Firth Day

National Colin Firth Day is a day to celebrate British actor Colin Firth. It is celebrated on the 7th October, and people celebrate the day by watching media he has been in. Prior to National Colin Firth Day, Colin Firth week begins on the 1st October and ends on National Colin Firth day on October 7th. Colin Firth's legacy is also commonly celebrated on his birthday (September 10th).

"How are you celebrating National Colin Firth day?"
"I'm going to watch St Trinians 1 and 2!"

by colinfirthlover September 26, 2023

hopeless flirter

Someone who is in love with flirting. They don't necessarily want a relationship, just someone to flirt with.

Person 1: You like him, I know it!
Person 2: No I don't, I'm just a hopeless flirter!

by Flirter October 14, 2013

flirtar

A musical instrument (namely a guitar) used by young men to flirt with and attract females. Note, this rarely works, but is used commonly often.

Oh man he brought out the flirtar again... *sigh*

by julia_katrina January 2, 2015

david firth

A very talented animator out out of Britain. Works include the cult phenomenton, "salad fingers" as well as the controversial "milkman." You may also know him from his newest series, "spoilsbury toast boy."

Have you seen David Firth's brilliant new animation?

by deliman December 22, 2004

flirty personality

someone who doesn’t actually like them and can’t control them selves from flirting bc they are too nice and have no sensor on what they say

person 1 : I think she likes me

person 2: nah she just has a flirty personality

by yobihhhhh October 21, 2019