Fluids on the Furniture

For when you find stains on the bed/furniture after another couple sex in a hotel room.

Oh god Nancy, we purchased a suite in Miami, and when we walked in we found fluids on the furniture!

by ThatGuyWhoLikesTSeries April 6, 2019

Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation)

it is when you're giving her an angry dragon with a twist.
instead of cum it is your piss that's coming out of her nose while your licking her asshole and striking her head against the bed's corner.

while with your MOM i Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation) the shit out of her against the bed.

by DaddyDaou & Father GG July 7, 2023

Furnie

An attendee of Furnace Fest, a musical festival held in Birmingham Alabama at Sloss Furnace. Not to be confused with or considered less than, a Slossage

Hey Fellow Furnie, did you catch Turnstile at the shed stage last year? Epic

by Furnie4lyfe June 26, 2022

furnace level

Started with the crafting table meme from a GeorgeNotFound stream but furnace level is when things get wild when two people have sex to be exact

Person A: let’s take things to the next level.
Person B: what level to be exact?~
Person A: Furnace level~

by Skenix September 8, 2020

The Church of Firnando

"We are the church of Firnando, here is our tale. We formed when our High Priest happened upon our God, our Holy Lord Split in Twain, the Cleaved One, the pinnacle of rubber duck physique, FIRNANDO. We began our journey when we were deceived by the infamous Betrayer. Since then we have evolved towards our goal of world acceptance. We act in Firnando's name to create a world of acceptance"- Presumed DJ Liam, council member

The Church of Firnando is the only Firnandowist worshipping center in the world, as of November 2020. Firnandowists praise the lord Firnando the cleaved one, a rubber duck split in twain who arose from the depths of a sacred claw machine. Their holy book, The Firnandonomicon, consists of eleven commandments, tales of Lord Firnando, and a number of psalms (composed by "Presumed DJ Liam"). You can read more about The Church of Firnando on their wix-cite that goes by the same name.

High Preist: "Ever been dead inside? join the Church of Firnando, and either become happy or die a human sacrifice! either way, you won't be sad anymore!"

by Church_Of_Firnando November 12, 2020

Fart Furnace

After you fart many times while sitting on the couch, when you get up it is warm and the smell is there for a long time afterwards.

Todd watched the football game on the couch. When he left the fart furnace kept the room warm for hours.

by TigerDoc January 11, 2008

Randy's Furniture

To insert wood into a female's "furniture."

Guy 1: Haha, you work at Randy's Furniture?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You don't get the joke?
Guy 2: Oh I do now, leldankmeme.

by lengthiestwarfare April 3, 2015