FudgeMuppet

The act of fisting a loved one in the ass.

Hello sweetie, I know you are a lovely virginal Baptist girl, but would you be my FudgeMuppet tonight? It's my birthday by the way.

by Ottoh June 24, 2012

Fudgemuppet

An adult male who secretly visits same-sex brothels, because he is too afraid to come out of the closet. Usually all of the fudgemuppets friends will be aware of his secret sexual preferences, without the fudgemuppet being aware that they've learned his secret.

Why won't Michael just come out of the closet? Everyone one knows his secret.
Did you hear? Scott is cheating on his wife with other men, he's a damn fudgemuppet!

by SupremeLeaderWang October 26, 2017

Fudgemuppet

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The phenomenon of having a sloshy shit-juiced penis after having anal sex with a person that has diarrhea.

Jack: I had a fudgemuppet after anally pounding Lisa last night, never having sex with that bitch again, took me ages to get rid of the stench.

by JackyPakutra February 1, 2018

fussmuppet

One who is comically fussy, finnicky, nitpicky, etc.

My grandmother is a fussmuppet about table manners.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 19, 2008

mugmuppet

One who is such a tool that they are a MUG and a MUPPET at the same time.

"Oh my God, you fell for my spin and went out and campaigned for me. You utter Mugmuppet."

by Grimcreeper February 19, 2018

fmuppet

fmuppet - Stands for Fuckin Muppet. Means Idiot / Stupid. Usually refers to a person.

What did you do that for Joe you fmuppet!

by hexguyuk December 7, 2007

Fuckmuppet

An expletive used in regards to someone idiotic
OR
A really annoying puppet

God dammit Kermit you fuckmuppet

by The_Great_Buke January 28, 2017