Retirement Funeral

This came about while talking with a friend about the death of someone who was planning to retire, but passed away before retiring. I told him that we would be attending his retirement funeral.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.

has to be 85 years old, if he doesn't retire soon we will be attending his Retirement Funeral.

by JJJAL August 20, 2019

fubergen

Epic name, which comes from fucking uber and got modified to fubergen. Fubergen Aka Fub

Random: Hey bro, omfg its fub
Fubergen: I know right

by fubergen December 3, 2010

Nathan Feuerstein

Someone who is most likely to wear timberlands, eat Frosted Flakes and throw a chair at their boss.

Wow that man is really a Nathan Feuerstein

by nfdreams October 22, 2018

Funeralopolis

A lifeless area of sickness, death and decay.

An Electric Wizard song "Funeralopolis"

"Hey look at that Funeralopolis"

by Wabba Jacka October 15, 2009

Cheater's Funeral

You got caught cheating and your buddies show up to lift your spirits. Similar to a man on death row, you decide what you want to eat and drink and your friends provide.

Typical Cheater's Funeral Convo:

Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.

Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.

Buddy: No problem.

by HunterQT January 28, 2013

Fueird

A word used to describe something Weird but Funny .

Adrienne: He's so weird but funny sometimes.

Billie: You mean he's Fueird?

Adrienne: To some extent. But his weirdness kind of overpowers his funny nature.

by blopclop January 9, 2018

melissa fumero

umm... maybe like the cutest human being ever?

melissa fumero starred in:
driverx
brooklyn nine-nine
the house that jack built
i hope they serve beer in hell
one life to live

by ihopetj February 1, 2019