Futard

an abbreviation of fucking retard! Someone who's stupidity defies all logic and reason and is borderline retarded.

Also see futarded

Abby - HA HA did you just see that it was so funny
Dion - No abby your futarded, plants growing is not funny.

by diobby April 4, 2010

futard

conjunction originally meaning FUcking reTARD. usually used with assbag

That futard assbag just kicked me in the nuts.

by Justin Jacobs January 2, 2004

Futard

1. a fucking retard
2. a really dumb person

Wow, did he just walk right into a fat guy's belly button? What a futard.

by losergrl March 16, 2008

fudandamuncher

sort of street, uncouth definition for a vagina. used by those who have probably never even seen a vagina.

yo, did you see his hand? it was like ALL UP in her fudandamuncher!

by sdg518 June 4, 2010

Fudaddy

A sick geezer who is a G. This person is known to be extremely amazing and is one of the trending people of the season.

They have been known to mankind as a noscoper and a Count Strike Global Offensive pro gamer as well as being gnarly.
They regularly spam the group chats on Snapchat as well

'Add fudaddy on Snapchat . 'fismail170 is the username'

by I'm a geezer June 12, 2018

Futard

Someone who's stupidity defies all logic and reason.

Abbreviation of F*cking Retard

My god you are such a Futard, you can't even open child proof locks!

by M240871 September 4, 2005

fudaruckadamwow

An expression of great disgust and confusion with regards to an outlandish solution to a problem

Dude, I don't ever wanna let my daughter be a slut....Oh I know, we'll get her teeth implants...down there.

dude, fudaruckadamwow...seriously what the hell's wrong with you....

by thatsjustmessedup September 22, 2009