A derivative of the Germanic hairstyle featuring a grippable mane at the top or back of the head. Used primarily as something to hold on to during sex, but can also be used for directing a man's head from face-level to muff and back again, without the need for words.
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They’re often played in tropical environments and Hawaii by pornstars who please listeners toward excitement.
They’re often played in tropical environments and Hawaii by pornstars who please listeners toward excitement.
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Person 1: How'd things with the project so badly?
Person 2: Oh you know, it was assigned to John, the resident Fuckupper.
Person 2: Oh you know, it was assigned to John, the resident Fuckupper.
by ArtistsUnited December 24, 2014
Get the Fuckupper mug.A Carnival of Fuckupery is celebration of High Order Douchebaggery. Simply put, an individual, or more commonly, individuals, are douching it up to such an extreme extent that there is nothing you can do to control the situation. And why would you want to do that? It will all come crashing down sooner rather than later, so crack a beer open some chips and settle in for the shitshow.
The mixing of Ketamine, whiskey and borderline Down Syndrome almost universally results in a Carnival of Fuckupery.
by BJ Himself February 3, 2009
Get the Carnival of Fuckupery mug.Unnaturally large number of siblings born at one (i.e., quadruplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets) created by the abuse of reproductive technology (such as taking too many fertility drugs, implanting multiple embryos). Humans bodies are not built for litters of more than three, and these unfortunate kids are always born prematurely, usually suffer chronic health and developmental problems their entire life, and often die.
Also known as "freaklitters"
Also known as "freaklitters"
"Did you hear about that California woman who's brought her spawn total up to 14 by giving birth to another freaklitter? Those poor fuctuplets"
by ratscabies February 2, 2009
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The rampant fuckmuppetry being exhibited by the clerks at the Department of Motor Vehicles caused me to briefly consider the act of defenestration.
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