fucktuation

Inconsistency in one's sex life.

A: I used to get laid all the time, but I never do anymore...
B: I'm sure it'll be fine, life is always full of fucktuation.

by ultrahedgehog March 2, 2014

fucktuate

(fuck-shoo-ate) v. to have multiple sexual repeat partners; to fluctuate between fuck buddies; a conjunction of "fuck" and "fluctuate."

A: Have you met, Erin, the new girl?
B: Yeah... She likes to fucktuate between the football and lacrosse team.
A: Seriously?! What a slut!

by CWU_gal October 21, 2013

Fucktuation

A sudden change in fuckery mood.

This was such a Fucktuation thing to say

by Nazues February 13, 2023

Fucktuation

The term fucktuation is an adjective used to describe a fucked/messed up sexual situation, including something unusual that occurred during sex or during a sexual act.

“I’m not sure what to do, I fucked my cousin last night.. and I kind of liked it, major fucktuation”

“I have a bit of a fucktuation, my boyfriend really likes blumpkins but he eats so much red meat. It smells awful”

by Bizaboi May 19, 2018

fucktuating

When a stock fluctuates in the opposite direction you were expecting and you're like "fuck."

Man, i'm hella pissed, Apple is fucktuating hella hard today, I lost $8008!

by AnonymousHobo July 27, 2020

Fucktuation

A sexual (fucking) situation that you can't pass up for anything.

John: bro my mom's in the hospital I need a ride.

Kyle: Can't dude I'm in a fucktuation.

by aloejuice July 20, 2019