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fucktastrophe

An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.

Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.
We lost a load balancer and two servers today! It was a total fucktastrophe!
by seevo315 April 13, 2011
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funkmaster

Damn bra, James Brown be the funkmaster!
by The Original Jimmy James June 26, 2008
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Fucktastic

1. Saying that something is 'fucking fantastic'.
2. Used in sarcasm.
1. Gosh that sex last night was fucktastic!!
2. She's not leaving? Oh thats just fucktastic!
by Brade June 30, 2011
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fuckmart

The big fucking department store that nearly everyone has been scammed by.
i need to run by fuckmart on the way home
by gergeono February 26, 2009
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what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.
Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."
by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009
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Fuckass Douchetard

For when fucker and douchenozzle just don't adequately describe the person or situation.
by DanforthMullins December 21, 2007
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fuckmallow

Noun: fuk-mal-oh
A matter so full of fuck that it has become as puffy as a marshmallow.
AJ: What's wrong with you?

Luis: My mind is full of fuckmallow.
by Ryuzaki Kariya May 24, 2012
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