Fuckarse

Of high intelligence, but no social skills.

If you want class, you can just fuck off Fuckarse!

by The Mayor of Fuckarse Town September 1, 2008

Fuckbars

Derived from the German word "furchtbar", meaning frightful, simply because one or more individuals thought "furchtbar" sounded like, seriously or humerously, "fuckbars". Its current use has no relationship to the source word; it is used as an expression of disappointment or, occasionally, anger.

1. Aw fuckbars, the toilet is stopped up again.
2. Fuckbars! That hurt!

by Funny-German July 9, 2012

Internet Fucktards

Those who prowl the deep darkness of cyberspace hoping to establish themselves as egotistical dumbshits, because their real lives are shit, some are cooks, some are college students, and all are fucktards.

Internet Fucktards: PRIMAL, PX.

See www.clanprimal.com or www.clanpx.org

by Antillehs October 5, 2005

Fuckarsing about

Wasting time and not getting on with what you should be. Messing about and making a fool of yourself

Cath: *takes to long to get ready*
Matt: we need to go now , quit fuckarsing about

by jagermeistermaster0777 September 27, 2021

fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.

Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!

by PubHellhound July 16, 2022

fucktards

see: fucktard

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

fuckfarts

Your mothers sweet queef.

Also a type of exclamation with more relevance than "fuck" or "shit"

I love when I go to your mom's house for a recipe and end up with her fuckfarts.

guy 1:dude your girlfriend wrecked your car
guy 2:fuckfarts!!

by dabooner February 8, 2007