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hipster fuckfest

What is a hipster fuckfest? Oddly enough, there is nothing sexual about it. It's just a phrase my friends and I have been using for the last 10 years to describe a gathering, place, or scene that is overrun by hipsters, especially the tragically hip variety.
"Hey, want to go see that MGMT show at Holocene?" "Hell, no - that's going to be a hipster fuckfest."
by Pete Best, Graffiti Table February 18, 2008
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fuckmentalism

An ethical moral value system which simply states: "mentally fuck with anyone as much as you can".
Fuckmentalism is best described by a few examples. What follows are two sample conversation between a fuckmentalist and a normal person:

Normal: "you know, you ask too many questions."
Fuckmentalist: "yes, this is true. But I ask a lot of answers too."
Normal: "WTF"

Normal: "You can either be gay... or bi"
Fuckmentalist: ".. or both."
Normal: "WTF"
by TallTruther February 21, 2009
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Drunkin Fuckfest

After having sex all morning. Going to buy lunch, dinner & beer. Then you both get drunk all day only pausing to have sex about every two to three hours.
Him: What do you want to do today?

Her: I dunno, Drunkin Fuckfest!!
by RODAN37 May 29, 2010
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fuckfest

1.n.- a party or gathering of people, with the express purpose of having sex with various partners. Syn.- orgy

2.n.- A party or gathering of people where no sex will actually occur, but called a "fuckfest" for the express purpose of making other people believe or think of an orgy.
1. "The bear had an idea: Fuckfest!"

2. "Dude, bring over some hotdogs and a case of root beer, because this is going to be the coolest fuckfest ever!"
by theDefiner December 3, 2004
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fuckfaceassmuncher

1. A cross between a fuckface and an assmuncher.
2. a complete dick sucker who thinks their hot shit.
My friend gave me a dollar for Christmas, what a fuckfaceassmuncher!
by freakinrican December 26, 2008
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cgi fuckfest

When a movie has nothing to offer other than cgi (Computer-generated imagery or Computer-generated images) characters hitting each other, without art or talent.
"Man of steel was a total cgi fuckfest!"

Or "Every Zack Snyder movie is just another damn cgi fuckfest!"

Or "The Coen brothers would never make a cgi fuckfest"
by Mr Bunt January 4, 2014
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Franktastic Fuckfest

A day of straight boozing, gambling, indecorous jokes, and hopefully sex with attractive women. One may only throw a Franktastic Fuckfest if he or she knows a Frank and has invited said Frank.
Zak: Gee That was one crazy night with the Fuckster right Kevin?
Kevin: That wasn't crazy that was a Franktastic Fuckfest!
by The Fuckster May 4, 2010
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