Fuckticity

The artistry and audacity of the random fuckery.

“How is this fuckery even possible?”
“That, deary, is the fuckticity of the fates.”

by Phoenix_blkstn February 23, 2022

fuckrightoff

Fuckrightoff.

Used to express ones feelings.

jack..Can you lend me a tenner?
Dan...No you can fuckrightoff mate.

by E stop yed April 4, 2008

Fucktility

The physical property which measures the ability to get fucked.

The fucktility of Tom is 69.

by Franklin Turtle January 25, 2012

fucktivities

sex-related activities

I met a super hot and horny broad last night, we were doing all sorts of fucktivities till the morning.

by mr6370 December 13, 2012

Paranormal fucktivity

A sound when you hear fucking or people having sex.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear that?
Guy 2: It's Paranormal fucktivity

by Davzz101 January 4, 2013

Fuckititis

Having a "fuck it" attitude towards (usually) important work that needs to be done by a certain time.

Proper medical term to explain procrastination.

Lisa had 3 term papers due next week but she caught a case of fuckititis and went to a party instead.

by Jane Doughski April 5, 2009

Funkdiggity

When a dominant flag football team's opponent is so terrified to appear against them, they choose to play a pick up game using fat, unathletic refs and make it a point to base their entire offense around them in order to give them their moment in shining glory just to show how incredibly talented they all are.

"I really hope the Gators will funkdiggity Barry Doherty this week, afterall, it is on his list of things to do for the Make A Wish Foundation."

by Jeff Jagiello October 5, 2006