fuckpuddle

1.) In Political Debate, an Idiot. It came to me when Debating an especially Irritating Liberal on a message board.

2.) The mess left after vaginal sex.

1.)Are you Ignorant, or simply Dishonest about the Election, fuckpuddle?

2.)Don't forget a towel, I don't want to leave a fuckpuddle on this pool table.

by tha malcontent March 29, 2005

Fuckpuddle

When it is more than a "wet spot". Who gets to sleep in that?

Kristie and "the guy" left quite a fuckpuddle and even the cat wasn't absorbent enough to soak that up.

by dbag3 July 13, 2010

fuckduddle

Twit, fool, idiot, goof.

"How did Alex get all those scratches on his face?"
"He tried to give his cat a bath."
"Really? What a fuckduddle!"

by Bootie November 28, 2012

Fuckcuddle

Part of a spectrum that goes from cuddling to fucking. Cuddling-cuddlefucking-fuckcuddling-fucking.

Excesive sexual cuddling with generous heavy petting.

Me: Dude. I totally fuckcuddled this hawt girl.

Friend: what??

Me: yeah we cuddle and there was definitely some major heavy petting.

by Wonderbread24 November 26, 2017

Fuckbuddyship

a regular sexual partner, can include exclusive mutual bareback agreement. Will meet fairly regularly, trustworthy and comfortable with each other. Capable as a discreet +1 at events and swinging. Do not live together and otherwise live separate lives.

looking for fuckbuddyship to at swingers clubs with.

by The Greek nymph September 26, 2020