Fuck me sideways!

Used when:
a) One is in a difficult situation.
b) Has heard something unbelieveable or shocking.
c) Has hurt themselves.

An extended Australian version: "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!" (Yabbi Pump: Suction device used to pump Yabbis from the sand)

Examples:
a) "Fuck me sideways, wrong hole!"
b) "I just won a million dollars!" "Well fuck me sideways!"
c) (*Slams toe into wall*) "Fuck me sideways that hurt!"

"I just rooted a Kangaroo!" "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!"

by fun_afta_dark January 14, 2006

Fuck Me Sideways

When something doesn't go as planned

Dude 1: bro my parents said you can't come over
Dude 2: oh fuck me sideways

by StonerDickle April 21, 2019

Fuck Me sideways

Its when your fucked big time.

Ryan Ryenolds in blade trinity after seeing the 2 rotweiler vampire fucks. goes ''fuck me sideways''

by Sobykicksass February 28, 2010

Fuck me sideways

An expression of shock or surprise at a given situation

Fuck me sideways, its cold outside today

by Montespan July 12, 2011

Fuck me sideways

Another quote from Blade Trinity by Hannibal (Ryan Reynolds)

"Well fuck me sideways. Fuck me sideways."

by mhcrose August 27, 2006

Fuck me sideways

When you wanna get fucked longitudinally

*Lies down on side* "Well fuck me sideways cunt"

by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020

Fuck me sideways

An ejaculation that, when uttered sarcastically, say by someone like Aubrey Plaza, may be a response to not being surprised at news that is supposed to be surprising or enlightening, as being fucked sideways allows the vagina to be both more deeply penetrating and stimulated in a greater variety of places than most other types of fucking. It may also refer to the desire to exit oneself from an undesirable situation to a much better one.

Although technically Judy Garland could have clicked her heels and intoned the words "Fuck me sideways" as opposed to "There's no place like home," the screenwriters were perhaps wise to leave the former idiom for the inevitable slew of Wizard of Oz pornos to follow.

by Solanas69 April 4, 2019