National fuck ur ex day

It December 4th try fucking ur ex

Me: wanna fuck

Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo

Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"

Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th

by National days998 November 16, 2020

hate fuck your ex-friend day

on november 27th, along with beat a furry day, there is also hate fuck your ex-friend day. right after you participate in beat a furry day, you have to participate in hate fuck your ex-friend day that night.

Brodie: We're going to participate in Hate Fuck your Ex-friend day... TONIGHT!
Gavin: T-T-T-T-T-Tonight??

by PaperMT November 27, 2022

hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate

The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn

Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.

Or

Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!

Girl: wow you really don't care about me

by Vyplnit December 7, 2011

fuck the extra mile

When you keep going after you have ejaculated.

I finished too early so I had to fuck the extra mile.

by Nasty Gurlz May 20, 2022

Fuck and Exfoliate

When you have sexual intercourse, finish inside her, then proceed to have a shower and have your body exfoliated by her.

Sorry you told me your name last night, was it Mehmet? Would you like a fuck and exfoliate, we can do it in my shower, take of your cloths and get in my shower big boy.

by Chai_Krunty69 July 14, 2023

Fuck and Exfoliate

After having mind-blowing sexual intercourse and showering together after and him giving you a proper exfoliate. And then having pizza to top it off

'He came inside of me and then we showered and he gave me a proper scrubbing I call it the Fuck and Exfoliate'

by Jelly_belly69 July 16, 2023

Excuse me what the fuck

The action of showing confusion after an absurd event. This term became popular after a meme rememe, and got spread by the 9 year old army.

Usually when done correctly, the arms will form 2 sine waves, the atmosphere around you will become distorted and the color configuration will become abstract.

EXAMPLE 1
A : What’s your biggest fear?
B : ...
A : ...
B : SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN’T...
A : Excuse me what the fuck?

EXAMPLE 2 (Edgy)
Random Template : *exists without being a meme*
Reddit’s 9 year old memer : Ayx queues me, What the EH?

by Divorce The Bucket August 31, 2018