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dam that was long and frustrating, also beans r real gud.

by did u know beans a gud March 14, 2022

frustrating

Something you do that will get the person you are doing it to extremely frustrated. <See Beerfest.> Popo will show you the way.

Jim - Stop that shit, it is totally frustrating.
Jack - Its frustrating...Frustrating, Its so frustrating, frustrating, its frustrating, frustrating.

*Jack gets punched in the face by Jim*

by Jackelope January 13, 2007

frusturbation

The verbal mating dance people do when one of them refuses to put out for a while at the start of a relationship.

My sister and her bf engage in repeated acts of frusturbation as they wend their way towards eventual release.

by zoodonkey December 30, 2013

fasturbating

Like fasting, but with masturbation. Going an extended period of time without masturbating.

I've been fasturbating for over a month. I have some serious blue balls.

by johnhandoncock69420 October 17, 2015

Fapsturbating

Masturbating whilst doing a handstand But at a very ferocious pace after you shouted a family member.

Cai was fapsturbating and his mum came in and ended up with a facefull of disappointment

by Koplover89 September 5, 2018

Fasturbating

v. The act of eating an amazing meal after a fast.

Ex. 1: "I can't wait to start fasturbating after Ramadan."

Ex. 2: "Oh yeah, that was some amazing fasturbating. I'm so happy Yom Kippur is over."

by juliocoolio December 20, 2008

fartsturbating

The act of pleasuring oneself sexually meanwhile farting either accidentally or intentionally.

Tim: You look tired.

Todd: I couldn't sleep. My little brother was fartsturbating in our bunk bed last night.

by thatgirlvan July 14, 2011