a frustration boner usually happens when someone is losing at any kind of event, such as a video game. your testosterone is quickly channeled into your penis, causing you to sport a brand new boner fueled by your angry testosterone rush.
after i got stuck with a grenade in halo, i was forced to excuse myself from the game to relieve my frustration boner.
by davidthemurderer January 27, 2006
Get the frustration boner mug.Similar to sexual frustration, it is that irritable feeling you get when you chase celestial events and can't satisfy or successfully complete your chase. Celestial events include shooting stars, meteor shower, fireballs, comets, Milky Way, moonsetting on the ocean or any horizon.
I'm experiencing celestial frustration that I couldn't see the moon set on the ocean. Or I am celestially frustrated...
by Pshay79 March 4, 2015
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The anger the follows when you find out that either your porn wont load, or that your internet is not working.
by Noah h. December 30, 2007
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by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019
Get the Frustration mug.1. Trying to get to home plate with a girl but can’t even get to first base.
2. Wanting to date a girl but she won’t even give you any attention
3. Continuously getting turned down by the opposite sex
4. Seeing all of your friends getting married while you can’t even meet someone who likes you back
5. When your friends/family have a life and you don’t
6. Hearing of all your friend’s successes when you have nothing but failures
7. When your friends are getting everything in life when you cant even get the smallest thing
8. Being on the freeway during rush hour
9. The feeling you get when you hear your taxes are going up again
2. Wanting to date a girl but she won’t even give you any attention
3. Continuously getting turned down by the opposite sex
4. Seeing all of your friends getting married while you can’t even meet someone who likes you back
5. When your friends/family have a life and you don’t
6. Hearing of all your friend’s successes when you have nothing but failures
7. When your friends are getting everything in life when you cant even get the smallest thing
8. Being on the freeway during rush hour
9. The feeling you get when you hear your taxes are going up again
by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 4, 2008
Get the frustration mug.When you get so tense that you just can't take it anymore and you start screaming a wild war cry whilst lifting your shirt over your head demonstrating your breasts to thine enemies
Shelbie was so sick of being harangued by everyone at camp, that when I asked her how her day was she gave me a frustration flash
by beaniebaby7 October 13, 2013
Get the frustration flash mug.When something is so frustrating, and you cannot possibly grasp it that it gives you a frustrating boner. It could be a math question that you can't wrap your head around, a tag on the back of your boxers that won't stop itching, etc.
Guy1: OH MY FUCKING GOD, the tag on the back of my shirt won't stop itching
Guy2: That's frustrating
Guy1: I have SUCH a frustration boner now
Guy2: That's frustrating
Guy1: I have SUCH a frustration boner now
by fustorbutts January 21, 2009
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