Fruitery

The name of a fruit stand, specifically spoken by a Tiefling during a game of Dungeons and Dragons.

Pardon me, good Man. May i see your fruitery?

by xNerdProx August 4, 2016

fruitetarian

Someone who only eats fruit as his or her diet. It's pretty uncommon and you'll probably be thought of as bizarre. It's similar to a vegetarian who only eats vegetables.

We were all wondering why my cousin was only eating fruits at Thanksgiving dinner when we discovered he was a fruitetarian.

by Themadgibbles October 21, 2014

fruitsterbating

The act of masturbating with a piece of fruit.

"I had the most scrumptious fruitsterbating session last night. I jacked off inside a banana, and it felt goooood."

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. April 20, 2015

Fruiter

"light in the loafers"

Whoa, that guy is a fruiter!

by Hank0001 June 2, 2004

Fruitee

One who is a connoisseur of different types of homosexuals or homosexual events within a specific friend group.

Specifically, a man who has dated many different types of other men or someone who is knowladgeable regarding fashionable events within a city's gay community.

Etymology: comes from foodie

Javier is such a fruitee, he has dated jocks, bears, twinks and even a few hipster art-fags last summer.

by Vanderstasia Beverhausen June 23, 2009

Fruiter Fest

A weekend activity which you have massive amounts of fruit flavored smirenoff...strawberry, apple, raspberry, crandberry, watermelon ect.

Dude its the weekend lets have a fruiter fest. You get Apple, I'll get strawberry.

by HeatherAnn February 10, 2006

fruiture

Someone who you can see coming out of the closet, in the near or far "fruiture".

Derek: "Boy, Mike's sure flambouyant"
Ben: "Yeah, but he's not gay"
Derek: "I bet you'll see him in the fruiture"

by miklus June 1, 2006