Fuctard

The waste of carbon and oxygen that refers to itself as United Spammers on UD.

Why the hell do we still have to put up with this little fuctard? Can't someone get it's IP address and block it from here permanently?

by Misty Dawn January 13, 2009

FUCTARD

Someone who is just being retarded for no apparent reason.

-or-

When someone does something really stupid and you can't find a word to describe it.

So I was watching when Joe walked into a door, while looking at that chick from accounting. What a fuctard.

by Wattz September 20, 2009

fuctard

Person that uses a chat room to be exactly what they can never be in real life.

A fat,junkie, alcoholic car salesman that fancies himself a sugar daddy.
An emasculated male that has his life dictated by his domineering mate.

by Sonny IV Burnett August 11, 2003

Fruitarded

To be mentally handicapped and homosexual.

(The combination of derogatory terms, "retard" and "fruit").

"That kid is fruitarded"
"That was fruitarded"

by ChaoticRemus April 1, 2009

frustarded

Frustration that results from dealing with retarded people or "tards"

I am so frustarded by Mongo and his posse.

by K-Mancho April 22, 2009

frustarded

When a person is so frustrated, they end up doing something really retarded out of frustration, with sometimes hilarious results.

He was so frustarded trying to parallel park that he banged his head on the steering wheel and it broke.

by Stram Broker August 25, 2009

fuctard

A person who is both lacking intelligence and human decency.

"Christian couldn't smart his way outta a wet paper bag. He's such a fuctard."

by wearingallblack October 12, 2003