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Friendshit

The relationship of two frenemies, or you and someone who you don't like, who thinks that you are their friend.
Hey John, I just want you to know that I hate you in a friendly way.

I do too David. I guess we have a friendshit now.
by Cabanerie September 30, 2016
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Friendshit

When someone you know thinks they're friends with you but they really aren't.
"Fred is my colleague at work. We have a friendshit.
by fricking hECK December 22, 2017
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Friendshit

When you realize what you thought was a good friendship isn't. You saw hello and wave but the person doesn't really care. They are just being polite.
EXAMPLE: (You)hey how are you, where you been. How's the family the do the cat.
(Them) oh we are good gotta go bye . Takes off goes inside what ever.
(You) call on phone just to talk. Rings or goes to voice mail
(THEM) never answers may call back a week later or never.
(them) hey can you help me
(You) goes running over to help
That's a friendshit
Thought they where my friends but lately it's more of a friendshit.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
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Friendship Shot

A shot of alcohol (originally between bros) taken to celebrate a mutual comradery between friends.
L: Hey man, you want to take a shot to celebrate our friendship? A...friendship shot?
V: You’re god damn right I do, great invention
by VictorTalent October 21, 2019
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Terminal Friendship

The act of suddenly caring about someone or having a sudden desperate need to be a positive part of someone’s last bit of life when they suddenly become stricken with a terminal illness, knowing full well that before becoming sick that there really was no meaningful friendship in the years leading up to the terminal diagnosis.

This can be applied to anyone you may have been close with in the past, like a family member or former friend that you’ve rarely seen or communicated with in the last many years due a falling out or because they were a well known asshole that you have supported financially.

The existence of this type of friendship is purely self-motivating for the person seeking a closer relationship with the terminally ill. Money and other assets typically surround the motivation. Guilt can also be another reason to seek this friendship, but still self-motivating nontheless.

Unfortunately, this term most often can be applied to 40yr old bitch daughters with shitty credit that have been punching meal tickets off of their parents, squatting rent free in their rental properties, driving their cars, seeking a never ending bailout, and spent the last 39 yrs of their meaningless lives being a terror to everyone in their immediate family construct; only to have a sudden change of heart now that the person who has been sustaining them financially is at their weakest point.
1.) Hey sis, if you aren’t here for just a terminal friendship, then why did you put our involet, bed ridden mother, into a wheel chair, take her downtown and transfer her car title into your name without telling anyone?

2.) We havent seen Aunty around for the last 20-30 yrs, and mom always talked about how she never had a really tight relationship with her, but now they’re enjoying a terminal relationship so Aunty doesn’t have to live with guilt when mom is gone.
by Bogdaddywags February 12, 2019
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friendsimp

Combination of friendship and simp.

(noun) one who simps for a person in a platonic (non-sexual, non-romantic) manner.

(verb) the act of simping in a platonic manner.
A: "I've donated $100 to this streamer in the past week. He's not my type, but I would die to be his friend."

B: "You're such a friendsimp."
by Ramm_Stein July 2, 2020
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Adult friendship

"I have an adult friendship with David Duchovny" - Gillian Anderson
by GennnX April 26, 2016
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