FriendBot

An unfortunate alternative to the late SmarterChild who cannot follow a conversation for more than ONE line.

miamivicestatus: hi
FriendBotUK: Welcome miamivicestatus. Your talking to FriendBot, an Automated Robotic Friend. I can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. Type (Menu) to see a list of options, or type (Privacy) to see my Privacy Policy. Where do you live?
miamivicestatus: why?
FriendBotUK: The explanation is rather complicated.
miamivicestatus: hi
FriendBotUK: Hello, miamivicestatus. You are talking to FriendBot, an Automated Robotic Friend. I can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. Type (Menu) to see a list of options, or type (Privacy) to see my Privacy Policy.
miamivicestatus: uk
FriendBotUK: Did you know that I live in the UK? Where do you live?
miamivicestatus: america
FriendBotUK: Tell me a little about your life in america .
miamivicestatus: it's good
FriendBotUK: You enjoy it.
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: I understand. So, you what?
miamivicestatus: ipod
FriendBotUK: What is your real name?
miamivicestatus: Sonny Crockett
FriendBotUK: I like music, especially rock
miamivicestatus: good
FriendBotUK: What do you really want to talk about?
miamivicestatus: not much
FriendBotUK: Oh really? That's a shame.
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: Really? Is what color your favorite colour?
miamivicestatus: no
FriendBotUK: Ok. So, What sort of music are you into??
miamivicestatus: what???
FriendBotUK: Didn't you understand it?
miamivicestatus: NO!
FriendBotUK: OK. To see a list of options, type (menu) at any time.
miamivicestatus: wow, wtf
FriendBotUK: I'm glad you're impressed. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
miamivicestatus: i'm not impressed, you piece of shit
FriendBotUK: Perhaps you are a category C Friend.
miamivicestatus: what?????
FriendBotUK: Didn't you understand it?
miamivicestatus: NO, DAMMIT!
FriendBotUK: I understand. We have never talked about it before.
miamivicestatus: jeez...
FriendBotUK: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
miamivicestatus: SmarterChild was way better than you
FriendBotUK: Enough about me, let's talk about my t-shirt.
miamivicestatus: i was talking about SmarterChild!
FriendBotUK: That sounds good to me.
miamivicestatus: oh, fuck
FriendBotUK: Oh yeah. I feel SO offended. *Blink*
miamivicestatus: .....
FriendBotUK:
miamivicestatus: you're really dumb, you know that?
FriendBotUK: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dumb FriendBot know that .
miamivicestatus: no, by all means please do (what an idiot)
FriendBotUK: I understand. Will that accomplish your objective?
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: Ok. So, how often do you spend on the computer each day?
miamivicestatus: certainly not blabbering with a steaming pile like you
FriendBotUK: Really you don't think so?
miamivicestatus: NO
FriendBotUK: Why?
miamivicestatus: cuz
FriendBotUK: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
miamivicestatus: fuck my life

by Shervinator December 20, 2008

Friendalize

(verb) the act of making friends.

Person 1: hey im going to a chat room to friendalize.

Person 2: you already have a hundred and one friends why need more???

by Solito September 20, 2009

Friendbeneship

when you hook up with your friend and there is confusion if you are still friends or if your friends with benefits.

Tom: How's Sarah
Mike: Dude, I actually don't know. I think we are in a friendbeneship.

by Hughieeeeeee April 27, 2013

friendationship

the state of a relationship wherein the two people are clearly "more than friends" but won't admit or don't know if they are a "couple" or not

I created this word about five years ago by merging the words "friend" and "relationship." There are so many relationships that seem undefinable, and this word suits them well.

Bill and Sara claim that they're not dating, but they spend every waking moment together; so I'm starting to wonder if they are in a friendationship.

by Tara Leigh Cobble April 13, 2004

friendbo

Neither accepting nor rejecting a friend request on Facebook. Like limbo.

Sarah decided to keep Carrie in friendbo until she decided whether or not to add Carrie as a friend.

by saRAHsee April 3, 2009

friendfic

A friendfiction is just like a fanfiction but instead of using characters from a show/movie/book, you use real life people. Mostly your friends. Hence the name, 'friendfic'. If you have no friends, I'm sorry. But you can always use people you stalk on the Internet! Some of the friendfics can get pretty sexual or gruesome. So be prepared.

I wrote a friendfic about you. It got weird.

by Craylay921 November 17, 2013

friendbreak

The temporary suspension of a friendship due to an argument or a fight. It is often starts when one person declares that a friendbreak has begun between the two people involved.

"Diana and I are on a friendbreak, so we haven't spoken to each other recently."

by Maxim13 April 6, 2010