Dick Frenching

The act of two fully erect penises love-locked in a ballet of sorts. Usually follows an evening meal or hard drink.

Guy 1: Things were going really great with Mark until we started dick frenching.

Guy 2: Can you just take your damn coffee and leave?

by hyperbeam! October 7, 2009

frenching

NO! it's not just shoving your tounge down thier throat, you have to massage thier tounge with yours while they massage yours with thiers. This comes much more natural then you would think. If done for more than 2 minutes, it's considered "Making Out".

Damn that was a good kiss. I love frenching my girlfriend.

by Jim Flinch February 15, 2004

felchbag

Someone who is worse than a douchebag. Kinda like a bag full of felched out semen from an asshole. Suck, spit, suck, spit. And that person is the bag that holds the freshly sucked anal dwelling semen.

That felchbag put a huge wing on the back of his 240. It now looks like a shopping cart.

If you weren't such a felchbag, you would drive a real car, instead of that anemic 4 banger with a snail.

by 240's are weak August 22, 2007

Frenchanese

1. What you tell your French teacher you don't speak when you want to annoy him/her.

2. What somebody who speaks both Japanese and French (and combines both languages for different words in a sentence accidentally sometimes) speaks.

Madame: Comment tu t'appelles?

Student: Sorry, I don't speak Frenchanese.

Madame: WHAT?!?!?!?!

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Frenchanese Person: Konichiwa, je m'appelle Hotaru. J'ai juusan ans.

by 愛~~グレース(: January 7, 2011

Frenchaboo

A wanna be French person, who try’s so hard to be it.

“Did you see that girl, trying to be French with her wallpaper and shirts, and her fake French accent, she’s not even French. She’s a total frenchaboo”.

by AckerCrombie January 24, 2018

Like a Frenchman's Armpit

Generally used to describe someone that is emitting a strong, foul body odor. However, may apply to describe anything with a putrid, rancid smell.

Roger's refusal to bath on a regular basis had become unbearable. He was finally confronted by his boss who told him there were too many complaints about him smelling Like a Frenchman's Armpit.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

The Frenchman

getting hit in the balls so hard that you scream like a little girl.

"Dude, i just gave Johnny The Frenchman like none other."
"Man you're a jackass, Mark."

if you want another example. see the Ouch! video of a skiier on youtube, you will understand.

by Sean Henderson January 3, 2009