The condition resulting from consumption of a freezy (or
popsicle or other frozen goodness) in which
one become incapable of doing
anything but eating said frozen treat.
One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.
Mike: Hey
dude, can pass me the carpet samples?
Justin: Nah
dude, I've got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.