Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

Jim just gets lost in whatever he's reading ever since he got Freemanic Paracusia.

by doublechris October 12, 2008

Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

Even this Viagra spam is soothing when heard through the distorting perception of Freemanic Paracusia: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't *that* something."

by Zephyr Greene October 8, 2008

Freeganism

Philosophy that promotes getting as much of one's food as possible from free sources.

"Your roomate is a freeganism"
( think about it..)

by aba May 13, 2005

Femanist

A guy who actively sticks up for women and their rights whenever he can in an attempt to get ass. Sometimes they even act like huge cockblockers.

Femanists are usually men who usually don't have much luck with women. And they resort to sympathizing with them as another means of getting in their pants.

I was going to take this hot chick at my work to dinner, but this stupid femanist who works with me told her behind my back that she shouldn't let me decide for her. Because of him no dinner.

by joe725 October 3, 2008

freyanist

a person practicing freyanism

freya is a freyanist, they practice freyanism.

by @lnagetawaycar13 December 12, 2020

Freemanism

The belief that Gordan Freeman from half- life is a god.

Quotes
"All hail the crowbar"
"May Gordon keep you safe from Head crabs"

"I believe in Freemanism. We freemanists believe that in the future Gordon Freeman will save the world from the combine"

by Sir Oberon The Striped April 27, 2009

freemanic paracusia

a disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of morgan freeman

http://xkcd.com/462/ for an example of freemanic paracusia

by dork who reads xkcd October 8, 2008