freedom

A substitute for "French" in any context.
Ted freedom kissed Janie in the back of the room while the teacher was going over verb conjugations in third-period freedom class.

Bob: "Is that Jean-Francois kid Spanish?"
Joe: "No he's a dirty fucking freedom-man. Pardon my freedom."

Bob: "That was straight-up sick how you freedom inhaled that last bong hit."
Joe: "Hell yeah! Yo man I got the munchies...let's go to Denny's for some freedom fries and freedom toast with a side of freedom bread."

Bob: "I'll have some freedom."
Order-taker: "Freedom what?"
Bob: "Just plain freedom."
Order-taker: "OK, that'll be $1.05. We'll have that right out for you."
by Nick D November 17, 2005
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freedom

adj.
largely meaningless trash word which is addended to other words so as to veil or distort their true meanings. Had previously great value; associated strongly with liberty, progress, and rationality in the past. Momentum of previous usage allows this word to be tossed around for the purpose of distracting or disarming listeners just before you try and pull a verbal fast one.
My freedom fries are too dry. Super-size me a freedom cola.
by luke! June 10, 2004
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freedom

what americans think they have, but they really don't and never will/
teacher: you guys are lucky you live in a free country! freedom is the reason you get to be in this classroom today!
me: but were forced to be here...if we dont come we go to juvie.
teacher: .....
by free thinker182 June 19, 2009
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freedom

1. Something the U.S government wants its citizens to think they have, but in reality we are only as free as they want us to be.

2.When our people try to excercise their freedom, the government takes it away.

3.We can't have freedom because it would mean the government is out of a job(that job being to make sure that any "freedoms" we as Americans try to excercise our right to have are taken away).

4.Something the government doesnt want us to have because it means we wouldnt need them and they could no longer hold us hostage in our own goddamn country.
The first amendment(freedom of speech, religion, expression of opinions,etc.) is a freedom that Americans are supposes to have BUT really the only freedom of speech we have is to AGREE with everything that our government shoves up our asses. Once we use said freedoms to DISAGREE with or say anything that goes against the government, that "FREEDOM" is taken away.
by Cowboyssuck July 02, 2010
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something that has dissapeared some time ago, no one is exactly sure when. Think about it- If you go infront of the whitehouse with a megaphone and yell "IMPEACH BUSH FOR A BETTER AMERICA!", You'd most likely be arrested (the patriot act was successful in the road of banning free speech). Shit, drugs are illeagal right? We can't even be allowed to control our own goddamm bodies! Does anyone even notice this?! Or are we so used to government control that its become a regular, unquestionable part of life. And the kicker? You don't even have the right to fucking kill your self.
freedom is merely an illusion....
by asdfsa September 24, 2006
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Freedom from tyranny would be great if only the tyrants would all kill themselves then maybe we could experience it.
In America,freedom doesn't exist.Freedom is dead and every single day it dies a little bit more.
by I hate liberals November 01, 2005
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freedom

something that doesn't exist..ANYWHERE!
We kind of almost had some freedom before the progressives turned society upside down and handed it to the looneys and the criminals,causing a police state!
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