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Freelance Police

A team (preferably a duo) hired by a police commissioner (preferably not seen) to take on cases and jobs (preferably none anyone in their right mind would do) for a meager wage (preferably in Hostess snack food and non-bootleg corndogs).

Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.
Person 1: Did you know Freelance Police curse in long hand?

Person 2: Well, semicolon apostrophe hyphen comma good for them!
by 50-Foot Cockroach September 3, 2011
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peeance freeance

A phrase made up by Dubya, used to refer to Iraq. From context, it apparently has a positive connotation, but is distinct in meaning from "secure". Most likely means something to the effect of "peaceful and free".
A peeance freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact.
by cazort May 26, 2006
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Full Time Freeballer

A guy who never ever wears underwear, they have made Freeballing a Lifestyle choice. They have overcome the popular lifestyle of wearing underwear every day. to Never wearing it again, no matter what the place or the time.
"Nathaniel hates underwear, therefore he has chosen to become a Full Time Freeballer and never wear underwear again"
by Freeballing Nate June 19, 2007
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Freegan

Freegans will eat any food product as long as it’s free. Some freegans do this because they don’t want to give money to food producers who harm animals, the environment, or workers. Other freegans simply believe that all the best things in life are free, and that free food from a friend is the next best thing to food freely given by the earth.
Someone is Freegan leaning if their preferred dietary option is free food.
by IronMikey March 18, 2023
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Freelance Campaigner

An individual working for a political campaign with no political affiliations whatsoever. They get paid in cold hard cash and frequently work for multiple campaigns simultaneously.
My bro's a freelance campaigner and made $2500 working for a Senate campaign and voted for the other guy.
by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010
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Freebatch

The shipping name for Martin Freeman / Benedict Cumberbatch offstage. This ship is often discriminated however these actors have amazing chemistry - even Benedict had difficulty explaining it for a well-spoken individual. Has stemmed off the ship Johnlock.
P1: "Did you see that interview last night?"
P2: "Yes, I totally ship Freebatch!"
by Anonymousat221 April 8, 2018
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Gon Freecs

A beautiful, amazing, stunning, astonishing, fantastic, incredible, spectacular, extraordinary, adorable, brilliant, breathe taking, gorgeous, lovely, marvelous, spectacular, splendid, wonderful, admirable, tremendous, outstanding, impressing, and significant person.
"Gon Freecs is best boy"

"Gon freecs is the best"
by Yuki Chan :) February 22, 2021
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