Fretaphobia

The act of being new to guitar hero and being afraid of the blue and orange frets because you don't think your pinky finger can take it. The normal reactions to this are anger, threats, violence, and, depending on how drunk the player is, incessant giggling. Symptoms may include reluctance, making up excuses not to play, and headbanging to draw attention from the T.V.

Danny: Oh crap... here comes the solo...
*guitar squeaks*
Everyone watching: *laughing*
Danny: Crap! I told you guys I had Fretaphobia! I'm NEVER PLAYING AGAIN!

by BLINDPARAPLEGICS, MOBILIZE January 2, 2008

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femaphobia

The kind of thing that makes a guy cry when a girl strips in front of him. The fear of woman.

The hottie: Hey what's your name?
The femaphobic dude: Ahhh hi.
The hottie: What's your name?
The femaphobic dude: I like your mouth.
The hottie: No wonder you're single you femaphobe!
The femaphobic dude: I don't have femaphobia!

by Maulball September 30, 2009

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frataphobia

extreme fear of frat boys. EXTREME.

Girl 1: Sorry I can’t go to the party, there will be too many frat boys.

Girl 2: So you have frataphobia?
Girl 1: Y e s.

Names of classic frat boys:

Chad
Andrew
Josh
James
Kaleb
Brandon
C H A D

by nopeeeeeeeeees April 4, 2021

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Breeaphobia

The fear of brees pig squels, and any other such form of high pitched scream. The patient usually aviods bands such as Job For A Cowboy, Despised Icon, and Skeet Skeet.

Person A: BREE BREE BREE BREE

Person B: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Person A: why didnt you tell me you had breeaphobia

Person B: Why you tell me your mom had A.I.D.S.....

by bebdcrgbh December 9, 2007

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