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the art of blowing up your holy hole OR a holy hole shuckage
Do you need some free blowage tonight? Yeah. Thanks.
Glaze my holy hole! EMBRACE YOU INNER HOLY HOLE!!!\
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Gluten-Free Blumpkins

The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.
My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.

Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.
by No names, just doing the deed October 14, 2019
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free bleed

When a woman is menstruating and chooses to not wear a tampon or pad because it's made by men. This is done by extreme feminists who think this furthers their cause. It just makes you look like a fool and shows a lack of respect for others and basic hygiene.
"Hey did you see the girl at the farmers market with the pit hair?"

"Totally dude, did you notice the blood on her legs it looks like someone stabbed her cooter with a letter opener"

"Damn free bleeders!"
by Sceptic03 April 13, 2014
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Free Bleeding

Free Bleeding is an unsettling feminist trend in which women on their periods refuse to use tampons and other feminine hygiene products and instead let blood flow freely from their uterus and down their legs. The logic behind this is that tampons are a male-created product that promotes patriarchy by tricking women into raping themselves.
My aunt decided to try free bleeding. I now refuse to sit on any of her furniture.
by Origamidragons December 10, 2015
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hands-free blowjob

A hands-free blowjob is a dick-sucking a guy can give without using his hands -- MOUTH ONLY.
Sometimes, Matt wants me to give him a hands-free blowjob!
by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021
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Free-Bleeding

A process done by someone on their period that involves not using a tampon or sanitary pad and instead “free-bleeding”.

Reasons a person would choose to free-bleed include(in no particular order):

1. Extreme ‘feminist’ beliefs that using tampons/sanitary pads, having been invented by men, endorses the patriarchy and tricks women into “raping themselves”

2. Religious reasons/beliefs that prohibit the use of things like tampons and sanitary pads, such as some interpretations of older Orthodox Judaism, Islam, some Hindu communities(unconfirmed), and certain Christian denominations such as Catholicism.

3. A person is uncomfortable with using tampons and/or sanitary pads and instead choosing to free-bleed, often opting for period underwear/absorbent undergarments so there won’t be a lot of mess. It is unclear whether or not using period underwear is/should be considered ‘free-bleeding’.
“Are you using tampons or pads for your period?”

Neither I’m free-bleeding using period underwear.”

“Does that count as free-bleeding?”

“No idea.”
by catbalss48 July 2, 2025
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Free-Ball Blobbington in these Jorts

a spicy hot way of saying one is not currently wearing undergarments whilst concurrently sporting jean shorts.
"Hey Todd, are you wearing those new underwear you recently purchased?"
"Naw man, I'm goin' free-ball blobbington in these jorts"
by Freeballblobbington April 23, 2023
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