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Jesus Breakdancing Christ

An expression of great misfortune, disgust, or suprise. Normally used in the most extreme of circumstances.

See:
Jesus H. Christ
Jesus Tapdancing Christ
Jesus Brick-Shitting Christ
etc...
Jesus Breakdancing Christ! My scrotum is missing! How the hell did that happen!??!?!?!!

or...

Guy 1: Hey, I banged your wife last night.
Guy 2: Jesus Breakdancing Christ! Your ass is grass, motherfucker!
by Mister Joiter October 7, 2007
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Breakdancing

A Form of dance using your body to pull different moves which look cool/awesome/outstanding/amazing!
He's real shit at breakdancing
by Pixi the B-BOY December 1, 2003
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Indian breakdancing

The leapfrog-like activity where a group typically on a run or bike ride takes turns moving from the back of the line to the front of the line one at a time.
Wow this is a hard run. We should do Indian breakdancing to help push through!
by sammertime May 14, 2016
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Breakdancing Coin

When a person drops a coin and a rhythmic circular movement ensues, causing the coin to breakdance so fast, that it can only be stopped by standing on it.
(man drops coin):

Man 1 : ohhh man look at that coin go!

Man 2 : yeah fam, that coin is breakdancing!

Man 1 : Yeah, that is one sick Breakdancing Coin
by ReppinDetmold July 11, 2009
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involuntary breakdancing

When you have a seizure but wanna be funny at the same time
Omg Fred watched the Porygon Pokémon episode and started involuntary breakdancing!
by BmoreCrabby March 4, 2022
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breakdancing

A form of dance that uses every inche of your body if you are breaking right.
by monkey rabbit October 7, 2003
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breakdancing

black people breakdancing
by notignorant January 12, 2009
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