fraturbate

the act of masturbating while drinking a low quality beer and wearing a backwards hat.

Tim fraturbated all day yesterday in the Pike house.

by MEATDONKEE April 29, 2010

Fraternity

A group of pretentious college boys who pay a ton of money to relive their high school glory days by date-raping girls, childishly excluding others who are different, and bullying their new members in the name of "brotherhood."

Girl: Why would you want to join a fraternity? They're all assholes.
Guy: I dunno, it might be fun.
Girl: Yeah, if you like being hazed and paying for fake friends.
Guy: ...On second thought, I think I'm good.

by SeZSEU August 6, 2016

Fraturniture

Mix of the words fraternity and furniture. Girls (mainly sorority girls) get nicknamed fraturniture if they hang around a frat/frats all the time, like a piece of furniture in the formal room.

Frat Bro 1: "Dude, is that chick still here? She's been here like every night for the past month!"

Frat Bro 2: "Dude, I know! She's such fraturniture we might as well just have her stuffed and throw some pillows on her."

by Mr. Fratty McFratterson December 13, 2009

Triangle Fraternity

A fraternity with strong core values that brings about a brotherhood. They are know for their diversity in various fields.
Its a fraternity for engineers, architects and scientists. Men with brains who know how party and maintain a equal balance

Kasie: Dude he's a traingle.
Jake: I know, I rushed Triangle fraternity they are very selective in their interview review process.
Kasie: I loved their tribal party
Jake: I couldn't get past the line

by Alpha phi sister October 24, 2009

fraternity soda

Beer. The beverage of choice of all frat boys. Guess what-- it's not Coca-Cola in that keg, sister. Frat boys drink so much fraternity soda that they refer to actual soda as "non-fraternity soda".

Frat boy #1: Dude, my dad owns a dealership...
Frat boy #2: Yo, let's go drink some fraternity sodas.
Frat boy #3: Word, let's do this.
Frat boy #4: Let's go. When that pledge wakes up from the coma, tell him to sack up and drink more.
Pledge: <<heart stops beating>>

by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson October 7, 2007

Fraterall

Nick name for adderall. Often taken by frat guys to cram for tests instead of actually studying days in advance.

I had to take an extra frat lap around the library to wait for my fraterall to kick in.

by SratStar December 18, 2010

Fraternity

A frat is where all of the douche bags in highschool go to after graduation. Their now washed up football careers gone in the wind, they must find somewhere else to fit in for the next four years in order to not face their lack of passion and skill for anything but throwing balls and tackling people. So come join a frat! A multi thousand dollar buddies club where you can feel like you fit in somewhere, when in fact you're just a crowd following alcoholic sheep conformist with no real identity outside of your paid for "brothers" whos main hobbies include: getting drunk every day, failing classes, having sex with intoxicated women, developing alcoholism and getting stds, and judging other people for not conforming with your group of pretty boy preppy dickheads who think they're part of something bigger which is going to be gone before they know it.

Fraternity boy: Stupid gdi's everywhere, they make me want to just get drunk and fuck bitches to show them how cool we are!

"GDI": That's cool. While you're wearing your stupid polo shirts and salmon booty shorts with boat shoes, getting massively drunk every day and thinking it's a talent or something and not a drug addiction, neglecting the entire reason you go to college in the first place: to STUDY, and judging everyone who doesn't have to pay for their social circle with their parent's money, we'll be expressing ourselves freely, having a great time, and finding ourselves instead of trying to fit in with everyone else like always.

by Crumbusto August 20, 2014