frankwardo

Is the coolest guy ever, very random and intellectual person. Can talk to much but he admits it. Usually a Hispanic male who shouts the words YEEEEEE and BROOOOODDDY

Guy1: hey Yo frankie!!!! Frankwardo: YOON BROOOOODDDY YEEEEE

by RoosterC15 August 5, 2014

Franzak

1. Awesome

2. Swag

1. Wow i love Jacob he's so Franzak

2. Look at how much Franzak that guy's got

by FlyGuyJJ November 13, 2011

franzia

Cheap wine in a bag inside of a cardboard box.

Nothing says "Get the hell out of my house" like a box of Franzia and a Styx CD.

by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004

Franzia

Liquid joy

Shit, I only have 20 dollars to buy alcohol tonight.

No sweat, dude. Let's just buy Franzia red. We can get thoroughly trashed without breaking the bank.

by Dirty Magic November 18, 2011

Franzan

The combined sweat from your balls and ass

Guy 1: Hey man whats that smell?
Guy 2: Oh thats my franzan
Guy 1: Yummy

by Chewsday November 23, 2020

Tour De Franzia

When one buys every variety of Franzia boxed wine, than proceeds to "slap the bag" down a line till s/he has sampled each one. Tour winners often go for round 2 or 3. An armstrong or a lance is achieved when someone completes the Tour 7 times in one night.

Ralph- yo how fucked up were you?
Molly- i was schmacked, i did the Tour de Franzia twice!!
Raplh- Fuck yeah!

by youhaveaniceface July 17, 2012

franzia

classic wine, comes in a box, get sunset blush flavor. 5 liters for 10 bucks and college girls love it and you can get drunk twice for 10 bucks

did you get the franzia and 20 sack?

by eachandeveryday December 2, 2004