frankenfoot

(1) A foot that is larger than its counterpart(s) due to genetics, a medical condition, or an injury.

(2) A foot that is encumbered by large, clunky footwear (usually a cast, prescription shoe, or woman's platform shoe.)

Inspired by the "Frankenstein" monster of popular folklore.

(1) Her grotesque frankenfoot frequently became caught in elevator doors, but was a formidable weapon on the soccer field.

(2) Jessica longed to be rid of the frankenfoot her ankle injury had bestowed upon her.

by abitbiz.com July 19, 2004

Frankentits

Breasts that have been surgically enlarged unnecessarily for purely selfish, vain, reasons -an act most men find to be very misleading and dishonest, an act that totally ruins a breast in the minds of men, because the wonderful shape and feel of a natural breast of any natural size and shape, is one of lifes sweet wonders, a botched boob job: "the scar tissue around the areola and the unusually curved bumps on her chest made me want to heave"

Seen on many C D and lower grade Celebrities, desperately trying to reverse the ravages of father time, sadly becoming more and more prevalent in more and more communites, Most porn stars and real estate agents in and around major capitol cities see them as an investment giving scant regard as to the long term consequences See Dolly Parton, See Dolly Buster" Will you look at the frankentits on that Stripper! you can see all the scars! Aaaaaaaargh!"

by Bosombuddy June 11, 2006

frankenputer

(N.) A computer pieced together from parts of several systems

My friend Josh needed a computer, so I made him a frankenputer from the scrap parts out in my garage.

by Nick Newman February 3, 2004

Frankenpine

A cell phone tower that tries, and fails, to look like a pine tree.

They're putting up another Frankenpine near you? When are they going to learn that those things don't actually look like trees?

by rubygetsitdone August 18, 2011

Frankencisco

1.Everything that is currently wrong with San Francisco
2. Why you moved to Oakland

The San Francisco we use to love is gone and all that is left is Frankencisco.

by MachiaVelevet June 23, 2015

frankenfuck

noun
Hypothetical.
The ideal sex partner, composed from the best parts and features of different people.

verb
Hypothetical.
To have sex with a frankenfuck.

COWORKER 1:
Hey Doug, who's your frankenfuck (noun)?

COWORKER 2:
Well, let me see, Larry... I'd have to say Cheryl's ass on... Tammy's torso... with Tina's tits... and Monique's head.

COWORKER 1:
Yeah, I'd definitely frankenfuck (verb) that.

by Ronny Mecca October 31, 2007

Frankengina

The artificial manufacturing of the universe's most precious creation, vagina -- if god made anything better than pussy, he has kept it for himself. The Frankengina is a similar perversion of god's intent as the one described in the sci-fi classic "Frankenstein."

A Frankengina is created by taking a real working dick and turning it into a non-working, fake pussy. Then the excess/left over penile and scrotal tissue is used to manufacture artificial beef curtains that still smell and taste like ballsack when you're munching them.

Just the nauseating/horrific thought of being tricked into going "downtown" on a Frankengina is enough to swear off being a "vagitarian forever."

by kajoe March 8, 2007