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wiki-faith

the belief that every entry at Wikipedia is irrefutably true
You’ll never meet more misinformed know-it-alls than they of devout wiki-faith.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 12, 2013
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Nikolai Fraiture

The strokes bassist
- so cool
- hot stuff
- nice nice nice
by STROKES_LOVER June 14, 2004
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Penile Fracture

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman
Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
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nikolai fraiture

The most cutest, loveliest, sexiest, best bassist ever from the Strokes, with a daughter called Elysia, born in the summer of 2004. He is 6"2', cuts his own hair, and does not smoke. He is shy and that's what I love. I almost die because of his charm.
"We're pretty much taking all the songs that have worked the best in the past and we're using those and all of the new songs. In the short time that we've got to play them, we're trying to use what ones work the best." - Nikolai Fraiture
by MegguMe July 17, 2006
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faith-derangement syndrome

A mental illness marked by:

- belief in obviously absurd tales written by unknown authors detailing the origins of the universe and life on earth;

- a maniacal need to convince the gullible that these stories are true, often in schools and via the media;

- demanding adherence to a select handful of the "rules" in these ancient texts, even when many of the rules are patently absurd;

- the belief that an all-knowing, all-powerful little old man in the sky shows his love for us through widespread calamities, starvation, disease and suffering, along with the possibility of eternal torment if you don't love him back;

- belief that this all-knowing, all-powerful being will do whatever you ask him to do (apparently no one has ever asked for an end to calamities, starvation, disease and suffering).

Sufferers may also experience inappropriate feelings of righteousness and/or displeasure, and display strong hatred toward those who doubt the little old man in the sky has commanded them to love each other, not eat lobster, murder gay men and not work on Saturday, er, um, Sunday.
"Justice Scalia clearly suffers from faith-derangement syndrome. What we need is for the Notorious R.B.G. (Ruth Bader Ginsburg) to go midevil on his ass."
by Lomits October 14, 2018
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fractally wrong

Being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution. Zooming on every part of one's world view finds beliefs exactly as wrong as one's entire world view.
Dude, you must not join this cult, they're fractally wrong.
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fractured but whole

the second video game based on South Park animation series after stick of truth. in this game kids will be playing superheroes.
person 1: Dude another south park game will be out soon.
person2: what's the name?
person 1: fractured but whole.
person 2: dies of enthusiasm.
by the other Eric Cartman July 29, 2015
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