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Forts Syndrome

An unhealthy obsession with the past and a refusal to live in the present. Symptoms include constant reminiscing about stories, people or events from college despite graduation having taken place in a different century than the one we now live in.
Dave has come down with a terminal case of Forts Syndrome. He spent the entire night on Facebook stalking his college hook-ups and sending them text messages asking if they were going to the MAAC tournament....they had moved on from 1998....sadly, he had not.
by Ebby's Revenge February 25, 2010
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Fucking in my footsteps

When an individual proceeds to sleep with every individual you have fucked.
Can you believe this bitch is fucking in my footsteps?
by CScam May 1, 2011
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Footsies

A strategy used in Fighting Games like Street Fighter. It uses ground normal moves as pokes to keep an opponent at a certain distance. The goal is to move within distance to land your own moves, and also to move out of range of your opponent's moves.
Jim's footsies game is pretty bad, he whiffed most of his attacks and got punished for it.
by seefu November 17, 2016
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Footsies

the act of kicking each other playfully under something that would usually hide it. usually it is given away by facil expressions such as laughing.
I would have gotten away with playing footsies with Tina, if she hadn't laughed and made everybody look.
by andrewc1117 August 3, 2007
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footsack

From the Dutch phrase "Voort seg ik!" literally meaning "Forward say I!". It was then adapted by South Africans into voetsek, and then eventually "footsack" in English.

It was originally meant for dogs, but is now fairly commonly used against people as well, although in this context it's meant as a light-hearted "fuck off!"

The most common variation is the abbreviated "tsack", or the colloquial "tsek".
Dopie: Can I have a bite of your hotdog?
Salie: Footsack!

(or, more realistically)

Dopie: Gimme a stuk of your boerewors roll!
Salie: 'tsek!
by BiltongBoy July 6, 2006
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Footsave

Upon accidentally dropping a small fradgile item such as a cell phone, Ipod, camera, etc.. a last ditch effort is made to soften the obejects impact by trying to "catch" the item with your foot, much like a stall in hacky-sack. Most of the time this will not prevent the item from hitting the ground, but it will greatly lessen the impact compared to a direct drop on a hard surface, thus saving the fradgile item from severe damage such as a cracked screen, broken hinge etc..
Brent: "Dammit! That is the second time today I've dropped my new phone!"

Ed: "Hey well that was still a nice footsave."
by Dyna-Electric July 2, 2009
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Footslap

When you get slapped by a foot. In a slapping motion of slappy-ness. It is not a kick. It's A Slap. Of The foot. The foot-slap is usually used on the thigh, or foot.
Gay: Ouch! Why did you footslap me!? (On My Leg)
Guy: Cause you licked my omelette biatch!
by Dave (Jakeness) February 15, 2010
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