four loko

an energy drink with alcohol. and you wont get messd up ofF of one.

"Common Tanya lets go drink some of them bad ass drinks."

"Oh What do u mean?, them four lokos?

"Yah them, cuz were locas for lokos :)!!"

"Ya foo WE GONNA BE DRINKING TONIGHT"

by angelica n tanya November 2, 2009

Four Loko

The Devil in a can.

Man, i had a Four Loko last night and this morning I felt like an elephant sat on me.

by P3AC3FR3AK May 15, 2011

Four Loko

its this 12% alcohol cheap ass malt liquor koolaid flavored shit thats basically an energy drink that fucks you up bad... with all the caffeine and guarana... you are wired and drunk at the same time

Dude I had that four loko.... and i seriously browned out last night... well... thats the risk i take from drinking a four loko.

by TempD November 7, 2010

Four Lokos

Blackout in a can. Drink two or three and be in for a blurry night and hell in the morning. Totally worth it!

She drank 3 Four Lokos and danced naked on a table for an hour before passing out in the walk in closet.

by Miche7 October 20, 2010

four lokoed

being affected, positively or negatively, after consuming a four loko

Last night, I was hella four lokoed!

by wow, choosing a name sucks! October 25, 2010

Four Loko

Legalized cocaine in a can. If you consume Four Lokos you can expect to encounter the same results typically associated with snorting a small mountain of cocaine.

"My dealer isn't picking up" "Okay whatever we'll just get some Four Lokos instead"

by rodolfo zolezzi March 29, 2010

Four Loko

An alcoholic drink that contains a shitload of caffeine, plus it comes in a ginormous can, what could possibly go wrong you ask? Needless to say, it's now banned in most states

Don't ever drink a Four Loko before driving home, the results won't be pretty

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018