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Forensics

1. Debate
2. Any event which one may compete in at a debate tourniment.
Come join the forensics team; they get laid surprisingly often...
by kstar April 27, 2004
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forelips

The part of the foreskin that in some human males overhangs the end of the penis by a variable amount. When they are longer than normal, and/or have careless owners, they are in great danger of painfully meshing with metal zippers, prompting a quick visit to the hospital ER. While the forelips are mostly unremarkable, they contain very many blood vessels and sensitive nerves. They should not be trimmed or removed, unless a competent urologist confirms they are excessively long, and may interfere with urination or procreation.
Adam had a reputation for being extremely well-hung, but most of it was due to the extra long forelips he was born with!
While stationed in Antarctica, Brads's forelips got a severe case of frostbite. Luckily they were long enough that the base doctor could simply trim them back to a normal average length.
by Huexiong April 23, 2018
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Formsniper

Bald streamer thst likes men, best rocket league player in the world anf a cracked fortnite player, does shave his eyebrows and sends toepics #baldsniper2021
I am bald - formsniper
by The nan2 August 5, 2021
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pocket forensics

determining where you drank last night by examining your collection of matchbooks and credit card receipts; also known as following the caper trail.
Bruce Lee: What in God's name are you looking for?
Jose Contreras: Just doing some pocket forensics. I was allegedly quite boisterous last night but I don't recall being in public.
by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007
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facebook forensics

The investigative process by which one tries to establish the identity of a random person who has been their facebook friend for so long that they no longer remember when or where they met.

Frequently characterized by looking up mutual friends or digging through email archives.
Guy 1: Why have you been in your room for so long?

Guy 2: I'm trying to figure out how I know this Brittany chick.. she's so hot!

Guy 1: Well she's your Facebook friend, where did you meet her?

Guy 2: I don't know man, that's what I'm tryin' to figure out! I'm doin' Facebook forensics. I found her original request in my Gmail from February 2007, and our mutual friends go to State. We musta met at that crazy Valentines Day lingerie party.

Guy 1: Why didn't you just ask her?
by theoneandonlyMD January 26, 2010
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Fresnish

Events happening in Fresno, California that are truly bizarre, hilariously unfortunate and/or downright silly.
From Fresno Bee Columnist Mike Osegueda:

"Example: Fresno finally lands a marathon, and people complain about how it stops them from getting to church.

Dude, that's soooo Fresnish."
by Dee123456 December 22, 2008
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