cabron footprint

Just as carbon footprint refers to a sum of carbon emissions, a cabron footprint is the measure of one's social imprint as a cabron, (generally Spanish for asshole).

Reducing one's cabron footprint is in effect becoming less of an asshole.

I'm trying to increase my cabron footprint by getting into politics.

The Westboro Baptist Church has an enormous cabron footprint.

by motionist April 4, 2013

Dashboard Footprint

A footprint that mysteriously arrives on your dashboard as a result of certain nightly activities in your car/truck. These nightly activities are also known as "driving in your car".
Also a hardcore rock/punk/metal/funk/ska/jazz/progressive band with music that will rock your socks off in every direction, perhaps causing a welling up of emotion inside you that can only be cured BY "going for a drive" and POSSIBLY creating some of your own dashboard footprints.

Wow man you got some serious dashboard footprints up in this vehicle.

Man who likes to rock the part?
DASHBOARD FOOTPRINT LIKES TO ROCK THE PARTYYY!!!

WOW MAN this band is goood. Wanna "go for a drive in my car"?

by THATgrilledcheeseman February 5, 2010

Viral footprint

Viral Footprint : noun term used as a meter to describe the amount viral exposure and potential spread of disease your lifestyle ,habits, and consumption creates at any given time.

Buying groceries and going out twice a month to get them and to feed yourself at home has a smaller viral footprint than getting someone to deliver your food on a daily basis so be responsible and feed yourself in this time of crisis but do not got into the store either and cough all over everything and everyone and make yourself a VIral Sasquatch either.

by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020

Internet Footprint

One's total presence on the world wide web. The internet equivalent of carbon footprint. Overall summation of websites, online photo albums, networking site profiles, online personals ads, etc.

In an effort to decrease my Internet Footprint, I deleted both my MySpace and Friendster accounts.

Sheila decided to enhance her Internet Footprint by adding her vacation pictures on her match.com ads and Facebook profile.

by keralastar October 12, 2009

carbon footprint offset

A boondoggle involving polluting one geographical location with excessive use of carbon-based fuel while paying to promote clean energy in another geographical location, and claiming one offsets the other, thus yielding neutral pollution.

Al Gore rationalizes his profligate use of $30,000/year in electricity and natural gas at his home in Nashville by partially funding clean energy production in other areas, terming this a "carbon footprint offset". It is tantamount to dumping garbage on the streets of Nashville and "offsetting" it by paying for street cleanup in Seattle.

by Mondo Fuego March 2, 2007

footprint

The most random word that no one would ever look up on Urban Dictionary. It took me forever to find a word so random that only I would look it up.
However, if you must know, a footstep is:

1. The impression left in material steeped on by a foot or shoe.
2. An impact on something.

1.
Man 1: "Dude, I can't believe I didn't get caught last night."

Man 2: "Did you cover your footprints? The cops can trace you by that now."

Man 3: "Oh shit."

2.
Man 1: "I've been thinking, and I'm gonna try and reduce my carbon footprint from now on."

Man 2: "Fag."

by your mom. jk, its eric. March 22, 2010

karmic footprint

The amount of good or bad karma you produce in the world.

Those kids who broke into my apartment and stole my laptop left a pretty nasty karmic footprint.

by alvin draper October 2, 2009