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Foothill Horizons Summer Camp 

The happiest place on earth. Made in the late 70s, this summer camp has never failed to bring a smile on any campers' face world wide. And we mean WORLD WIDE. By letting yourself come to this camp, you are allowing yourself to expand your "horizons" and develop your social skills in this Miwukian land of adventure and fun to develop yourself into the awesome person you shall become. To be continued...until you come here.
Example 1

Camper 1: Wow, I just expanded my "horizons" at Foothill Horizons Summer Camp.

Camper 2: Why did you just make air quotes with your fingers?

Example 2

Senior at High School: I just got accepted to UC Davis! Thanks Foothill Horizons Summer Camp!
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Footzilla 

Footzilla .. A person with unkept feet or toenails.
"Tina's pedicure was attempting to make her ugly Footzilla fungus ridden feet more presentable in sandals"
Footzilla by T. B. Teller October 6, 2017

foothillchristianschool 

A dumb school where you have to sit down and do nothing. If you however you do like it um you might have to go see someone to help you with depression. A school where you get shipped with someone and you basically have to deal with drama all day. Ps the sports here are terrible. Do not go to this school.
Foothillchristianschool is a term used for begging for more money

footballs 

The round form of the drug Zanax that also comes in another form called sticks this form is in the shape of a football.
She just bought three footballs, you want one?
footballs by Alz February 26, 2005

little green footballs 

name of a weblog; also an intense concentration of harsh truths known to aggravate existing cases of BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) and deepen delusional state amng people known by the term moonbat.
The moonbat's case of BDS was made worse by exposure to little green footballs

footballs 

No that's wrong. xanax is made in a few different doses. The small round ones that are peach in color are called peaches. The slightly larger dose which is blue in color and looks like a smaller version of midol (football shaped) is a football. The largest dose which is white and rectangular is called a bar. All are loosely called xanxa-cookies.
dude 1: Want some xanxa-cookies?
dude 2: Whatchoo got? Peaches, footballs, bars?
footballs by mikewin September 9, 2010

little green footballs 

a website devoted to exposing Radical Islam's intent to convert the Western World to Islam. Other interests include but are not limited to Media bias, innaccuracies and falsehoods, the willing appeasement of Islam by the Left and the drivel espoused by modern academia.
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