Foomp

The sound your weiner makes when you get an erection.

You see that hot mamma? Foomp

by Andy Field October 19, 2006

Foomp!

The sound that occurs when certain items accidentally hit the floor, your head, or while opening a champagne bottle. Foomp can also describe something exaggerated or tall.

Dude, I knew instantly that a soccer ball just hit you in the head because I heard it go foomp!

Whoa, did you see that blonde chick's 80s waterfall bangs? They were all foomp!

by anniesokay612 May 26, 2021

Foomp

to completly own someone in a large way

FOOMP! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... BOOYAH!!!

by 9821650762587632 December 28, 2005

Foomp

The sound a very fat person makes when their roll of fat moves away from and the suddenly hits the "normal" part of the body. This usually occurs when engulfing food/small objects (or children in the case of pedos).

Fat Man: Hello little boy, OMG look over there!
Little Boy: What?!
*FOOMP*

A few moments later...

Concerned Mother: Have you seen my son?
Fat Man: Nope... *struggling sounds coming from his stomach*

by Bob Cooke (Teacher at NPHS) August 21, 2009

Foomp

The physical action involved with smoking a cigarette.

A replacement for the word, Fuck.

- Can be used interchangeably and within the same sentence multiple times.

Foompin-A, man. I've been waiting to foomp a feempin' feemp all day.

by hydrobrew April 8, 2011

Foomp

The sound effect your girlfriend makes when she hits you in a playful way.

Babe look, *Foomp*
Shuddup Babe, *Foomp*

by Bearfox21 October 21, 2013

Foomp

See the definition for "Phoomp"

for example, type "foomp" but use P and H instead of F, up in the right hand corner, where it says "search"

by anemul February 8, 2007