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fontabuse

The unnecessary usage of over sized typeface used to express ones current mood.
Aaron - "Check out this email I just got, the font is huge, well over 72points! I must have really pissed her off"

Kara- "Yeah man, thats some serious fontabuse"
by ajd420 November 7, 2006
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Olde fortran

A fictional brand of beer from the TV cartoon Futurama.
Bender always keeps a 40 of Olde Fortran in his chest.
by The Comedian May 30, 2006
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Darius Fontaine

Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas
A commercial on the radio comes on with Darius Fontaine talking about facing your fears.
There is a myth about him that says "Darius Fontaine once made a man jump off a cliff, killing himself in the process."
Clues about this is found on the station "WCTR".
Lazlo to Darius-"Ah, Darius Fontaine! Look, I told you to leave me alone!"
also
"The Wild Traveler"
in a later conversation
-"Why am i here?"
-"I don't know. Why are you there? Where are you?"
"I'm on a cliff in verdant Bluffs. I wanna jump."
-"Oh, lonesome place. I'd jump if i were you." Etc.
by green-poo August 19, 2009
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Fontana

Fontana is a city in west San Bernardino County (east San Bernardino County is adjacent to the states of Nevada and of Arizona).

Fontana is mostly comprised of working class housing; it has a racially & ethnically mixed population. It also has much more street gang and street drug activity than most folks would want.

Speaking of gangs, Fontana is the birthplace of a famous old gang...the Hell's Angels.

Speaking of birthplace, Kaiser Permanente Health Care began in Fontana during World War II; originally started as Employee Health for the large Kaiser Steel Mill.

When the Kaiser Steel Mill closed in the early '80's, it caused a substantial down-turn in the local economy. Parts of town became very crime-ridden, especially in the redneck "Fontucky" area.

The closed-down steel plant was later used for the location shots in the film, "Terminator 2".

The closed steel plant was dismantled & shipped to China to be reassembled for steel production in that country.

The California Speedway was built by Roger Penske on the old Steel Mill grounds...it regularly is used for NASCAR events.

It's true, there truly is a rough side to Fontana...it's not Beverly Hills, but things do happen there.
"What's the best line to pick up a meth-head chick in a bar in Fontana?...

'Nice tooth!'".
by Stargon76 July 19, 2012
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Frontrange’er

A person who moves to Colorado to live in the mountains. But, never goes. Then acts like they get out on social media.
Bro, do want to head up to the mountains today? No can’t? Why? Heading to Lodo. Hitting a few breweries, getting sushi and going to a concert. Whatever ya Frontrange’er.
by Senior BroBrah January 5, 2019
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Fontaine

adjective - American, but possessing the positive qualities of some other nations while retaining few, if any, negative qualities.
Essentially nationally androgynous.
I ain't just regular American, I'm Fontaine, bitch.
by Santokucrusader August 3, 2008
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Olde fortran

a brand of malt liquor sold in 40 oz bottles. Popular with robots.
Ahhh beer... So many choices and yet it makes so little difference.
by SLURMADDICT April 4, 2003
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