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fondler

One who remains without a girlfriend and obtains great joy from feeling the girls of others. This fondling is not limited to only girlfriends, but all females remain potential victims. The touching may include all body parts, ranging from carressing the arm to just whispering in ones ear while holding the neck. It can take on many forms, including the drive-by fondle, fondle-and-run, drunken-fondle, or even the gang-fondle (which is optimal in crowded areas).
The fondler struck at the party and by 11:30 pm had claimed 23 victims.
by Shababwah Smoradee April 18, 2006
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Mongoose Fondle

When a professional sports team loses by 40-49 points.
The Wolves gave the Pacers a mongoose fondling with their 125-80 victory.
by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
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freedom-fondle

To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.
I love airport security because when I get freedom-fondled by the TSA it means I'm being patriotic.
by TSAUSA November 25, 2010
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Fondler on the roof

Not to be confused with the famous musical "Fiddler on the roof". Fondler on the roof involves the action of touching your own or another individual's genitalia on the roof of an apartment, house, dwelling etc.
Instead of watching Fiddler on the Roof I decided to play "Fondler on the roof" with Jimmy!
by FondleKING10000 March 4, 2011
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schlong fondler

everyone who watches american idol is a total schlong fondler.
by vulvahammer May 28, 2010
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Federal Fondle

To be subjected to an enhanced 'pat down' by federal TSA cronies at the airport.
Guy1: "Dude I was hoping to get a federal fondle from some hottie when I was heading back home. But all I got was some retarded fat dude."

Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"
by whev November 20, 2010
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Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.
Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)
by Flogendorf July 24, 2012
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