Fondoosh

A word that means everything and nothing.

Guy 1 “How was that show you were watching?”

Guy 2“Not gonna lie, It was pretty fondoosh my dude.”
Guy 1 “What does that even mean?”

by Hordon Chamsey December 21, 2019

Fondia

The coolest and tightest black man anybody eva seen who has a friend with the initals of TJ, fondia has the biggest penis anybody eva seen, and is da nigga of the century. He also is capable squirting bitches within 2 seconds

man i wish i was a fondia, i would take shit ova with my style, all the girls would lovve me.

by mynameis tocoolforyou September 29, 2011

fondoodle

making your fingers dance in a very fast, almost vicious, manner with someone else. your fingers wiggle up, down, sideways, anyway you want. in doing this you imply that you want to engage in sexual intercourse at that very moment. the faster the fingers mean its going to be hot, kinky, filmworthy sex in the near future.

"when was your first time?"
"july 4th 2005."
"tell me about it"

and then kathryn pham described with great detail how she first intertwined fingers with chelsea sandlin under the firework filled night sky. that was the beginning of a very fondoodle filled night.
<3

by KathrynFOSHIZZLED August 26, 2007

Hyper-fondilization

When you had a little too much fun playing with your balls now they are raw.

Dominick’s balls were chafed due to excessive hyper-fondilization.

by arrowz July 5, 2021

fondobblers

Breasts that are of exceptional size and firmness

Wow look at those fantastic fondobblers

by Hamid-ho January 15, 2009

fondita fart

A greasy mexican fart, typically occurs after eating mexican food. Often smells like refried beans.

OMG Julie, did you just rip a fart....no Amy, it was a fondita fart - must have been from my lunch.

by La Fondita February 11, 2008

fondicate

to fondle somebody, first stated by iron mike tyson.

I wanna talk nice to you, and talk about fondicating with you, and letting you suck my dick because if I was eloquent with you, you would still look at me as a scumbag. - tyson to female reporter

I normally dont do interviews with women unless I fondicate with them so you shouldnt talk anymore. unless you wanna...you know. I may like fondicate more than any other people, it's just who I am. I sacrificed so much in my life. can I atleast get laid? you know what I mean, I've been robbed for most of my money, can I atleast I get a blowjob? - tyson to another female reporter

by mattsanity August 21, 2008