"The foks at table nine are really getting on my last nerve."
When appropriate, use foks in place of folks, but make it subtle.
Example: You are a hostess at a restaurant. In walks a couple. You proceed to say "Hi folks, table for two?" However, if that same couple has an attitude problem or is in anyway
rude, make it
sound more like "Hi fucks" simply by stating "Hi foks, table for two?" They will
never pick up on the subtly but as the same
time you will reap the satisfaction of knowing you just insulted them.