fedophile

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.

Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.

by nrbrkr December 4, 2010

fontophile

Some who wants to make sweet, sweet love to fonts.

That Helvetica is so hot!" "You're such a fontophile...

by derpderpderpderpderpderpderp March 4, 2011

Frodophile

A fan of Tolkien's "The Hobbit", "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, "The Silmarillion", etc.

Ask Susan about Aragorn. She's a complet5e Frodophile!

by pentozali June 10, 2007

felophile

A person who gets a bit too cosy with cats

Get your hands off my cat! This felophile behavior is unacceptable here.

by noman the 3rd December 1, 2010

Logophile

Logophile- a lover of words
Non-sexual

I’m a logophile, words mean everything to me they hold a meaning that is deeper than it may seem

by d3finitions June 15, 2018

flagophile

An ultra-patriotic individual who sees their nation's flag as something sacred. The individual generally shows profound love for it through speech and displaying it ubiquitously to the point that others may think he or she has sexual feelings for it.

"You should have seen all the flagophiles downtown today."
"Yeah, it's Veterans' Day."

by AnarchoGrow March 16, 2012

Fognophillia

Fognophillia: A Paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to fog and perhaps Mist. Whenever there a person is sexually turned on by condensation against a Transparent surface or a cloudy environment in ground level is into Fognophillia.

Tim: *Hides his boner with his hands*

Rai: *Looks at Tim’s Boner* “What the hell Tim! You have a boner now! Seriously... next to my salad?!”
Tim: “I’m sorry! It’s not you.. it’s the Fog...
Rai: “Gross! Stay away from me! You’re into Fogs so... you’re into Fognophillia!

by Timmy Casanova June 6, 2018