Foffer

An individual with no friends to speak of, who often fofs for lack of anything better to do.
("Foffing" while thinking of past friends is generally considered a rather insulting and disturbing act.)

I used to know a guy named August. Now he's nothing but a shameful foffer. All he talks about is fof this, fof that, foffing himself, it's so gross.

by Wannabe Grandpa August 4, 2007

foofee dingle

a reallllllyyyy big penis

did you see how big that guy's foofee dingle was?!

by K.E.A November 8, 2006

Foffer

A lurker, stalker, or a general annoyance who never goes away; also, someone who always tries to be apart of a group or conversation by physically interjecting himself without saying a word. Someone who is seemingly your third shoulder although you never talk to them, usually shown as someone who can stand behind you within 2 feet for more than a minute without you realizing it. Can also be used in verb form; to fof. If an occurance where a foffer fofs someone, it is known as a foffing.

"This foffer was totally trying to listen to what i was saying to Dave, so we moved a few feet away. He followed us though, so finally i had to glare at him to get him to leave."
"Dude, this guy was totally foffing me for super long! I didn't even realize it until i happened to turn my head and see him right over my shoulder!"
"Poor Erica, she just got a a major foffing from that creeper over there."

by Arkanian May 14, 2009

fofreezy

fresh! the clean feeling you get after getting out of the shower.

AJ: i have a hott date tonight.
Bennett: well you better take a shower.
(Showering...)
Bennett: Hey AJ how do you feel?
AJ: fofreezy!!!

by Bennett, AJ June 23, 2007

foffernoggen

A place hundreds of years ago that if they were in peril they would scream WHAT THE FOFFERNOGGEN! Also used as a replacement for f**k.

Crazy Bitch: -poke poke poke- HIIIIIIIIIIII want some cheese puffs? They're gooooooooooooooood.
Me: What the foffernoggen?!

by Jessica/Colette October 30, 2010

foffered

to be offered in a sense of negativity

I foffered you a fight, but you turned it down

by mikeeatsworld July 19, 2011

Foffe

FOFFE Fat Over Fifty FEmale. For many that is enough. Fat Over Fifty FEmale as an acronym. But FOFFE (pronounced foff-fee) connotes so much more. Not necessarily does this apply to all women, overweight and over fifty. And the term can be applied to women perhaps of normal weight and under the age of fifty as well. The exactitude of the word FOFFE refers specifically to the type of woman who, through aging has come about towards an unconcious, and thereby unrecognized existential crisis whereby, her fertility and her placement and importance of motherhood are being challenged. During the aging process, menopause, in not so unconscious terms comes into focus. Also, if being a mother, her children have grown and are not so heavily dependent on her. As a direct result of these factors, a certain nervousness creeps into her behavior whereby her spot in society, her place in the family, her very purpose becomes less and less valuable hence the existential attack. Her specific and unwavering reactions towards these events are what creates a FOFFE and not otherwise. As the FOFFEdom takes hold, such abnormal behavior as breaching of the privacy of others, the forcing of decision making to reside with her even if absurd and irrational, and her insistence on constant contact and communication even when inappropriate pervades.

That Foffe seemed completely oblivious while she blocked every else with her car.

by NostraFaustus January 5, 2020