n. An office worker who treats his cubicle or office as a safe and secure place. In his mind the safety and security of the cubicle is only surpassed by the time he spent in his mother's womb. The cubicle foetus displays anxiety when others are in his space, or when he is required to be elsewhere in the office.
Ralph is such a cubicle foetus that when he gets back to his desk after a meeting he actually sighs and even makes soft cooing and baby noises while working.
by Seb13 February 4, 2009
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Last night my wife and I recreated the scene from Lady and the Tramp with Spag'Embryos and Foetus'balls, it was iconic
by fetus-queen November 2, 2019
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by Xx_SW3G_L33T_PL4Y3R_xX March 2, 2018
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It looks like (and smells like) if all of Cleveland Ohio was combined into a single object and smelled like old man piss. Kind of like the whole Browns franchise come to think of it.
It looks like (and smells like) if all of Cleveland Ohio was combined into a single object and smelled like old man piss. Kind of like the whole Browns franchise come to think of it.
Guy 1: Bro that girl looked like a troll fetus!
Guy 2: Gah damn what is that foul abomination that is lumbering down the street!
Guy 2: Gah damn what is that foul abomination that is lumbering down the street!
by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
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Nick: “dude your girlfriend is so hot! AirDrop me her nudes!”
Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”
Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”
by Shr6k9ine October 21, 2019
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