foamofistikiphobia

The irrational fear of foam packing nuts. Yes, those little foamy things that came in that box of beer-mail that you just received. It's the fear of them. See also foamyarchithiaphobia

Me: Hey, you want this box of foam packing nuts that I got from Darren's beer-mail?
Jeremy: No, apparently my wife Judy has some sort of aversion to packing peanuts.
Me: HAHA! Is that a real phobia?
Jeremy: I'm not sure. I should look that up
Me: Foamaphobia?? Foamyarchithiaphobia?? Foamofistikiphobia??
Jeremy: Is that real?
Me: It is now!
Jeremy: Let's get that on Wikipeida!
Me: Definitely. And Urban Dictionary too

by silamay January 21, 2017

foam finger

An item that is normally worn at sporting events to show support for a team; but as Miley Cyrus has demonstrated, it can also be used to touch yourself or someone else sexually.

Miley Cyrus showed the world a whole new use for a foam finger at the 2013 MTV Music Video Awards by touching Robin Thicke's crotch and then her own with it. Now people are never going to look at foam fingers the same way again.

by Daedalus Suburbanus August 29, 2013

Bitch Foam

Foam that accumulates when drinking a beer or malt liquor. Typically referred to when drinking a 40 oz.

"That damn bitch foam is making my malt liquor disappear"

"Yeah, real chuggers chug with the label out, and leave no bitch foam" - DJENTERTAINMENT4LESS

by vegaskearnage February 4, 2013

dick foam

The aftermath of your cum after you ejaculate and decide to go for an immediate round 2 after your done look down and the cum from round 1 will be frothy

i should of cleaned up instead of going again straight away now my dicks coverd in dick foam

by 'THE FOUR HORSEMEN' November 4, 2018

Matthew Foamer

When an individual inserts any number of mentos between 3 and 10 up the rectum and proceeds to buttchug an entire liter of Coca Cola or other carbonated beverage.

Damn that was hot my girlfriend Stella just sent me a video of her doing a Matthew Foamer

by Doctor Bitch Pants November 27, 2021

Foast

To put a boastful photo or post on Facebook.

This breakfast is foast worthy.
This person is a habitual foaster.
Sarah you need to foast these cupcakes.

by Spacedouthippy January 14, 2017

formspring hero

Someone who takes advantage of the anonymity provided by formspring by asking or saying really nice things to other people that would be awkward if said face-to-face.

This is an alternative to the presumption that the opportunity to say something anonymously will always result in the person just being a dick.

Jane: Some people are so mean on Formspring...it's like the opportunity for anonymity turns people into heartless beasts.
Mary: True, but anonymity can also turn someone into a formspring hero. I've gotten some really sweet anonymous comments.

by Sisu March 12, 2010