fludge

The residue left on the screen of cell phones after use.

A contraction of face and sludge.

Y its btr 2 txt.

Ew, gross, Prima used my Razor and she didn't clean her fludge off the screen.

cellphone face dirty

by bowlweb February 27, 2009

fmud

fmud is an acronym for fuck me up daddy. applicable in nearly every frustrating, inconveniencing or arousing situation.

upon realising she was short $5 for pizza, Jane muttered to herself, 'fmud.'

Gerald saw a photo of Tom Hardy whilst scrolling through fb and exclaimed 'fmud' aloud.

by kendirk November 18, 2016

Fluddle

'Fluddle' is a medium sized expanse of surface water, to small to be a Flood, but to big to be a Puddle.

It is an in-between acronym 'FL'OOD + P'UDDLE' = FLUDDLE.

A 'Fluddle' is commonly found on a dodgy B-road in the UK, just after a medium downpour of rain. There will usually be a sign just before it stating there to be a 'Flood' ahead. Upon approach huge disappointment is felt after thinking there to be a Flood ahead, with the possibility of aquaplaning!!! Only to find a 'Fluddle', a medium sized expanse of water with no real name.

by DR FLUDDLE June 2, 2010

fluddle

the collective noun of the word dick. Similar to flock or gaggle.

Her family is acting like a fluddle of dicks.

by r/atheismwashere July 18, 2011

Fludmosa

The greatest cocktail of all time.

25% Vodka
45% Orange Juice
30% Pinapple Juice
100% Flud Magic

*2008 Drink of the Year

Yo I was mad tipsy off that Fludmosa, ya diiiggggg?

by Flud April 14, 2008

flud pants

pants that ride up at least 4" higher than a man's ankles. people who don't want to buy knew pants often wear old pant which look like fluds.

Wow look at Jimmy he looks like such a tool with those flud pants!

by andrewd126 November 6, 2011

Fludgemuffin

An strange yet amazing individual who we shall forever miss with all our hearts

D: "I miss Fludgemuffin so much"
T: "I can still remember his bio. He loved amine and Pokemon so much."

by Deltagamer026 aka 'Hurricane9' July 24, 2023