fluster-fucked

being in such a flustered state so as to be completely "fucked"; unable to address any single problem on account of one's flustered state of being.

One, two, three, four ninjas emerged from the forest surrounding the monk. As they drew their swords the monk ran one direction then the other. Completely surrounded, the monk stood still, fluster-fucked, and over run.

by pikey bellicose April 7, 2010

Fuck-flustered

The experience that occurs when someone demands a straight answer to what they think is an easy and direct question and you are unable to think straight because of a mixture of autistic sensory overload combined with OCD rules to make whatever you say both ‘right’ and ‘equal’, which ends up with you either talking slow or blanking out and the questioner ends up thinking you are dense, square, slow, and/or a retard or that you weren’t listening.

Johnny asked me a question and I wanted my answer to be the right words so that it would be applicable to several of his alters and I wasn’t able to answer fast enough for him because I was so fuck-flustered and he called me dense.

by PhoenixTH August 29, 2023

Flusterfucked

When you feel so confused and crazy that you start doing silly things that make no sense.

Can be a good thing OR a bad thing.

I am so flusterfucked, today was just so awesome that my brain exploded!

I am so flusterfucked, today was just so horrible that my brain exploded!

by CocaineCola December 5, 2010

flushtered

The feeling of terror you are stricken with when you flush the toilet at a party...and the water level keeps rising and rising before finally draining.

"Dude, Kim's toilet went to the lid before it drained. Talk about flushtered, I was scared shitless with those girls waiting to go after me."

by bluegrassg8r January 18, 2009

Flutered

Word used in Ireland when you are very very mouldy (drunk)

Jesus I was very flutered last night

by Flutered feen November 3, 2018

hot and flustered

Turned on and confused about what to do about it

being turned on in a room of people where you cant do anything about it and you're like, uh, fuck, might masturbate in the bathroom if this continues

"I'm really hot and flustered right now."

by YoshiP November 20, 2016

flusterbuckets

A word exclaimed when one is surprised, pissed off, or otherwise astonished.
Usually used in place of "FUCK! or DAMN!"

Your Friend: "Dude, I think your car just got jacked."
You: "FLUSTERBUCKETS!"

by dantheman[wec] February 4, 2009